Paleo panties (Brief Jerky)
Edible Candy underwear
Give your girl some sexy yumm. Available at Amazon
Canned Unicorn Meat
Nothing says “I love you” like a hot plate of Unicorn. Get it here.
Five of hearts waffle iron
For the gadget junky, here’s a great waffle iron for Valentine’s Day, or really any day you want to wake up and say I love you (good to get you out of the dog house. Get it from Cooking.com