Fresh baked, fresh ingredients… just what the world has been waiting for, all in under four minutes. Pizzametry has introduced their new pizza vending machine, and are excited to bring us that much closer to the gluttonous blobs roaming around in hover chairs that our species is destined for. My first thought was that this would be the PERFECT addition to a teenagers basement pot den. I do have to say though, the machine is kind of cool…
The company boasts it can produce a pizza in 3.5 minutes, but once it gets going can spit those suckers out in 90 seconds. No more pizza by the slice that has sat out for 3 hours after hitting the bar, you can get it hot and fresh to order. I’m only slightly scared.