Here’s a great website called FUCK YOU YELPER. The site collects quotes from “reviews” on Yelp, most of which can have a negative effect on a business, and that obviously come from people too lazy to actually create a blog, but not lazy enough to keep their mouths shut. The website describes itself as:
“An exploration of the douchebaggery idiots commit when enabled with an internet connection, enough money for a meal, and a sense of entitlement.”
Brilliant. Here’s a couple of quotes from the site.
A review on McDonald’s
I love junk food, I know is not good for you but its the best. They have the best BBQ sauce ever. I just hate it when they charge you for extra BBQ. The dollar chicken sandwich is really good.
A review on Porto’s Bakery
people were shoving others to get up front until I had to yell that I had been there far longer and the sales clerks were totally ignoring me. Now I am not short, I am 57. Perhaps my problem was that I was raised with manners and other cultures were raised to fight for the right to a bakery item. When I finally retrieved the cake, the sales girl looked at me and said, “Is this what you have been waiting for?” I wanted to smash her face into the cake. My sons and their families rave over it, as for me, if I want to get pushed around in a marketplace I will go to a third world country.
A Review on Providence
Our head waiter was very good and did very well to check up on us for drinks and water, however when it came to some of the dishes he seemed to not know the answer one too many times.
I am not talking about specific ingredients or wine pairings, but simple questions like where the butter came from or how many counts in the espresso.
Really??? How many counts in the espresso? I tend to agree, Fuck you Yelper.