Bacon Lube: meat-flavored massages

The boys at J & D’s are at it again… this time they have released a bacon flavored massage oil, called Bacon Lube.  With their slogan, “Everything should taste like bacon”, why not?  These guys are awesome, and have a full selection of goods that can be purchased online.  They started with bacon salt, and now sell everything from baconnaise to bacon flavored mmmenvelopes, these guys have it all.  I guess it was only a matter of time until bacon officially entered the bedroom…

“Before you start giving meat-flavored massages, we have one small admission to make – baconlube began as an elaborate April Fool’s prank and was never intended to be a real product. But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming. People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built.”

Another one to look for on their site is bacon Pop… bacon flavored popcorn.  Thank you boys, for your valuable contribution to the human race.