The sword handle fry pan: Possibly the best invention since the creation of the universe
Every epic hero needs a sword, even one in the kitchen. The sword handle fry pan is undoubtedly the best thing I have ever seen, and I am now on the hunt to find where it can be purchased, pulled from a stone, or forged from the fires of the smithies of the Cyclops. Wielding this pan you could cook a grilled cheese while holding back hordes of Orcs. Hold it in the air and say “I have the power!” (He-Man reference, for those that missed that one.)
I know some day the sword handle fry pan will exist… when the world has need of a hero. A hero in the kitchen.