The Jaws Knife Sharpener

“We’re going to need a bigger kitchen.”

This morning while cutting some vegetables for a stock I realized my knife sharpener was not quite, well, cutting it.  I swam about online to see about replacing it and found this.  The Jaws knife sharpener.  What warm blooded kid of the 80s wouldn’t want such an iconic fish in their kitchen?

The Jaws knife sharpener can be found on Fancy and will only cost you a couple of fins ($36 USD), a paltry sum when dealing with the sheer jealousy factor you will be getting from anyone who steps into your kitchen.

Remember kids, sharp knives are happy knives and are actually SAFER than dull ones.  I keep being invited over to friends’ houses for dinner (and being asked to cook) only to feel like I’m cutting ingredients with a spoon.  If sharks don’t do it for you, get ANYTHING that floats your boat.  I’ll know if you don’t.