Drink where ever you want with the hidden Freedom Flask
The Freedom Flask is the perfect accessory for those who wish to drink wherever, whenever they want. Going to a concert and don’t want to buy $10 beer? No problem. College exam time and you need your “little muse”? Drink up! You can break all the rules of society, and get drunk in a completely socially irresponsible way.
Simply put on the fanny pack like apparatus, unzip your pants and pour away. As you can see above, the awesomeness is slightly dulled by the fact that it appears this man is soon to drink his own urine, on the rocks.
The Freedom Flask was designed by some college students (shocker) who were constantly trying to sneak alcohol into Events and football games (and most likely class). They claim that although there are other products out there that are similar, they fall short for the purposes of constant alcohol consumption. They improved on the Ziplock bag, as well as other commercial products with two key features, a curved bottom and the nozzle being located at the bottom of the flask. This positioning ensures you get every last drop of body heat warmed booze, as well as makes it convenient as it is easily accessible through the zipper. Where was this in High School?