10 Foodie life hacks for the incredibly lazy
Let’s face it, sometimes we are just plain lazy. We may have smoked something to obtain this state of laziness, or, we may just be like this all the time. Some brilliantly lazy person once said (I’m too lazy to quote), “Work smart, not hard”. I like that. It makes me not want to do anything.
Foodies like to cook, and will spend hours preparing meals like hopped up Martha Stewarts… running around the kitchen making souffle when there’s an apple and sliced cheese to be had.
This post is not for them. This foodie life hacks post is for people to lazy to read this text, and have already scrolled to the pictures.
1. The Popcorn Hoodie Hack
Turn your hoodie into a snack bowl. Simply put it on backwards, and fill the hood. SAFETY WARNING: This does NOT work for soup.
2. Spray on Hot Sauce
Add the spray nozzle to hot sauce. Brilliant. May clog after a few days… [link]
4. The Lid Spoon
No need for a spoon! Curl the lid and enjoy that pudding. I got very excited when I first saw this. My wife, knowing this hack since the age of six, ask me when the hell I’d been living.
5. The Super Straw
Although the act of putting together multiple straws may seem like more work than lifting a can, it’s not. Keep your super straw for future use.
6. Open the Jar like a Champ
Add duct tape. Add torque.
7. No Bowl Cereal
Washing dishes is for suckers. Buy individual cereal. It costs more AND is worse for the environment. Now you can be lazy and socially irresponsible. Good for you.
8. Take a chair to line up
Standing is for suckers too. This hack works well for lineups in fast food restaurants. Too bad most fast food restaurants have their chairs bolted to the floor. I would only recommend trying this in the US…
9. Smarter beer storage
Fridges are not very comfortable homes for your beer bottles, and yet that is where beer needs to live! Use a clip on the rack to prevent beer mayhem and stop having to restock. Also works well for wine :)
10. Speed Peel Potatoes